After the worst playoff series of his career, Carmelo Anthony and his wife Lala can finally stop picturing a nude Kevin Garnett. Hopefully. We break down the possible meanings of this photo after the jump.

Why? Why do you, fan, sit there, yelling “Kevin!!!”? To what end? We may never find an answer to that elusive question, but we can nonetheless appreciate Mike Breen and Jeff Van Gundy’s willful ignorance. KEVIN!-KEVIN!-KEVIN-great-sceen-by-Dwight-Howard-there-KEVVVIIINNNNN!!!

Kevin Garnett is a very many thing. Basketball player. Boston Celtic. Forward. Center. Aggressor. Hot-head. Bully. Dick. Yogi. As in, a person who does yoga. The calming effect of yoga doesn’t have any apparent effect on the hurtful-word-wielding KG, unless it does, and this man is a true monster whose true colors we haven’t even come close to seeing.

TNT sideline reporter Craig Sager wears horrible suits all the time. It’s his shtick. You might have seen him in this one, or this one, or this one. And few have been more outspoken about just how awful these outfits are than Kevin Garnett… until last night.

Tennis is really heating up, you guys. Just like we said it would. But before we get to that, there’s basketball to break down – including the first faceoff between the Knicks and Celtics since this went down. Let’s get to it.

The New York Knicks play the Boston Celtics tonight in Boston, and Carmelo Anthony and Kevin Garnett will both be playing. This is important because Honey Nut Cheerios and fighting near buses and creepy microphone-wielding spies. But it’s interesting because Boston fans are notoriously cruel and the Knicks-Celtics rivalry is finally a rivalry. Oh yeah, and Melo is bringing a bodyguard.

Now Denver did get the last laugh because they beat Oklahoma City 121-118 in overtime, but not before Russell Westbook could goaltend two of the Denver mascot’s trick shots. Kevin Garnett has the annoying habit of doing the same to post-whistle shots, and nobody likes Kevin Garnett. So don’t be Kevin Garnett, Russell Westbrook. Please.

Ever since Kevin Garnett maybe possibly said that Carmelo Anthony’s wife La La tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios, the beloved cereal has been on everyone’s mind – enough so that La La Anthony suggested maybe she’s due some compensation for all the publicity. After the jump, we imagine how General Mills might respond to this request.

It was only a matter of time before someone honest to God deeply speculated why Kevin Garnett (maybe) chose Honey Nut Cheerios to describe the taste of Carmelo Anthony’s wife. Naturally, leave it to Charles Barkley to deconstruct Kevin Garnett’s (alleged) choice cereal so damn literally.

Listen, we don’t know for sure whether or not Carmelo Anthony’s wife LaLa Vasquez tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios. We do know, however, that you don’t say that kind of thing to another dude about his wife. Because he will seek you out — on the court, in the hallway, outside the locker room and near the bus. And then he will be suspended for it.