When you’re the Behemoth Fraidy Who Cried Flop, nobody listens to you, because you deserve nothing but scorn and a heartbreaking Game 7 loss to the Spurs.

Nike just released a shoe called the “Nike LeBron X Low Floral,” which sounds like LeBron is trying to break into the active-senior citizen demographic.

Sometimes obvious jokes are the most funny. Video, after the jump.

Do not watch another second of the NBA Finals without first seeing this. I’m still laughing. Especially at the part near the end when a small kid flops during a game of driveway basketball, and the other kid shakes his head.

Ray Allen came into the series holding nine playoff three-point shooting records. He now holds eight. And that number will only get smaller after the next game cause Danny Green is reeeedonkulous…

Also, ‘a nerd’ and ‘a wimp’. And he said if he saw Ray Lewis, he’d ‘smack him out of principle.’

They share a name and a hairline — we think they’ll get along just fine.

LeBron James’ rejection of a Tiago Splitter dunk attempt last night is going to be the highlight that people remember this NBA Finals by if the Heat win the title. But where does the block stack up with some of the best blocks in NBA history? Here’s a look at five swats from the last decade that rival it.

Welcome to The Daily Yam, bringing you Yesterday’s Awesome Moment, anything else you might have missed, and what to look forward to today. It’s your one-stop shop when you skipped last night’s action, or have forgotten what day it is. Last night, LeBron James stopped Tiago Splitter cold at the rim for a block that will make even the staunchest LeBron haters (e.g., us) go, “Damn.”

LeBron was tired Thursday. “Felt a little fatigued, still a little banged up from that seven-game series,” he said. So today, he’s taking it easy, filming his teammates, knocking down some 50ft free throws, ya know — chillen. Vine of the shot after the jump.