Maybe LeSean McCoy is really fat and out of shape. Or maybe Michael Vick is still a freak.

If you live in the tri-state area, there’s a good chance you wish you hadn’t woken up, still asleep and avoiding the clusterfuck the nor’easter created Wednesday night. Go back to sleep, we won’t be offended. But if you’re not from the tri-state, read on and be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter.. Now, our morning words of wisdom.

James Harden doesn’t want you to shave. Not like it’ll matter to him, by November 30, his beard will still be better than yours. Anyway, read on be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. Now, on to our hairy morning words of wisdom.

LeSean McCoy has had it with these new artists, none of them can hold a candle to his beloved 50 Cent. While that may or may not be true, McCoy said it, and now it’s here, along with some witty Oakland A’s, one grateful Baltimore O, and an NBA player turned TV actor. Onto the tweets, peeps! And be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter.

LeSean McCoy had a solid fantasy outing on Sunday against the Baltimore Ravens, amassing 81 yards rushing, 8 yards receiving and a TD (and a lost fumble). Most of his owners, however, probably expected more, as he was routinely drafted in the top 6 in most fantasy leagues. One of those owners, apparently, is a replacement official. And that official happened to be working the Ravens-Eagles game.

Philly: Your best football player is LeSean “Shady” McCoy. Your best TV show is It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. It only makes sense that you’d buy a t-shirt that celebrates the two.

LeSean McCoy was pumped up during Sunday’s win over the Redskins, and chose to show how pumped up he was by jabbing his head coach, Andy Reid, in the belly. But instead of reflexively giggling and calling an inappropriate timeout (think “the Pillsbury Doughboy if he was bad at clock management”), Reid… reacted like a man who had just been punched by LeSean McCoy.

After being called out via Twitter by LeSean McCoy, Osi Umenyiora has responded with a verbal jab of his own.