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Vince Lombardi once famously said, “It’s not whether you get knocked down, it’s whether you get up.” For contrast, former Washington Redskin-turned-Baltimore Charm coach Gary Clark just told a room full of hockey-helmeted ex-strippers, “Remember the damn plays, they’re on your damn wrist.” Life is so awesome, sometimes.
Your first instinct when you see that a fight broke out among fans at a Lingerie Football League game is to think something like, “Wow, the jokes just write themselves.” But here’s the thing – at least for me right now, they really don’t. So instead, just watch the video above and think, “Well, of course the fight looked fake. Canadians are clearly too nice to really fight one another.” (Okay, maybe the jokes do write themselves.) [With Leather]
Regina Rage quarterback Nikki Johnson smelled a touchdown in her team’s week 3 matchup against the Toronto Triumph. Only Toronto’s Devine Burton stood in the way between her and glory. I shouldn’t have to tell you what happens next, not when we’re talking about a rugged goddess like Nikki Johnson.
OH THE HUMANITY! But seriously: the LFL is officially the trashiest thing ever, right? [Larry Brown Sports]
During the LFL’s All-Star Game in Mexico City this weekend, the opposing head coaches of the two groups of girls running around in their underwear got into a shoving match. If there’s one thing to take away from this NSFW video, it’s that this a “f—ing All-Star game.” Beyond that, good luck gleaning anything else. It sure is funny, though.
In order to get on a spring-summer schedule, the LFL is taking a hiatus in 2012, with plans to return in 2013. If you have any older male friends at home with weak hearts or who are prone to mood swings, you may want to have them sit down or move away from open windows before breaking this news to them. More after the jump.
The folks at PETA have enlisted the Lingerie Football League (yep — it’s a thing) to help out on their latest ad campaign. It seems like an odd choice, but I guess there’s a certain effeciency to using people for your naked ad campaign that are already really close to being naked.