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The best part of the whole video is when Lionel Messi stops speaking Spanish and just looks at this guys back and remarks, “Incredible.”
Lionel Messi is tied with three other players for second in the 2014 World Cup Golden Boot race (4 goals). Xherdan Shaqiri is right behind him with three. Will La Pulga save his team from yet another disappointing performance, or can the Swiss put the Argentines out of their misery with a solid 90 minutes? Watch it all here…
It’s moments like these that make the World Cup special. On the biggest stage in the world of soccer, you get a watch a huge underdog in Iran rise to the occasion and push a powerhouse nation like Argentina to the brink. But on that same stage, the best of the best typically rise to the top and unforgettable highlights like this Messi goal are the end result.
In America, we hire former athletes for pregame shows to break down the Xs and Os before a pivotal match. Not Brazilian television giant Globo. With the World Cup being in Brazil, the media company blew their budget and continued a long-lasting rivalry with Argentina by unveiling a scary-as-hell robo-Lionel Messi.
Someday, while in his prison cell giving himself a homemade tattoo with the end of a paper clip, this kid will look on this incident as the turning point in his life.
How Does Lionel Messi’s On-Field Vomit Attack Stack Up Against The 7 Grossest Puke Vids In Sports History?
Apparently, things get “messy” all the time for this guy. Eh, I’d trade the luxury of “not constantly vomitting” for international soccer superstardom and hundreds of millions of dollars any day. A full run down of some of sports most, um, human moments, inside…
Let’s get something straight: These guys are the top two players in the sport. Anyone who votes otherwise deserves to get kicked in the ballons. Lionel, Cristiano — it’s time to line up for some roshambo.
This is one of those things where you’re like, that’s not that cool, but then you go try it yourself, and you realize it’s insane how easy he made this look.