Rob Delaney is the funniest person on Twitter, both subjectively and *objectively speaking (Comedy Central voted him “funniest person on Twitter” so that’s gotta count for something.) After he jokingly asked the Dodgers if he could sing the National Anthem last month, they obliged. And he did just that last night. More of his funny ha ha’s after the jump.

Can Matt Kemp rebound from a disappointing year? How aggressive will he be on the basepaths? How much is too much to spend on Hanley Ramirez in an auction? Scott Engel and Adam Ronis go in-depth on two top Dodgers. Listen to the RotoExperts in the morning daily from 6 am to 11 am EST on Sirius/XM Fantasy Sports Radio, Sirius 210, XM 87, and listen to today’s clip after the jump.

Zack Greinke’s social anxiety disorder is well chronicled; not only because it fits snugly into the (now dangerous) athlete-overcomes-difficulty narrative, but also due to its uniqueness. In other news, he hates traffic.

Former Dodgers closer Eric Gagne, the consummate Canadian he is, recently came out with a French-language book where he alleged that 80 percent of his teammates were using steroids. Gagne, who himself as admitted to steroid use, also confided that he went through five cycles of steroid use throughout his career.

Eric Stonestreet is best known for his portrayal as lovable uncle Cam on two-time Emmy winning Modern Family. In real life, Stonestreet is substantially less lovable, especially when he starts picking fights at his beloved Dodgers game with a Cardinals fan.

The Saint Louis Cardinals squeaked out a 2-1 victory over the Los Angeles Dodgers last night, extending their NL Wild Card lead over L.A. to two games. Jose Canseco attended the game, our favorite nonsensical athlete Twitter-er , donning a rather contrite t-shirt.

When he’s not inspiring local news anchors to curse, Dodgers broadcasting legend Vin Scully is busy creating rainbows. Video of his first pitch from last night, after the jump.

Vin Scully will be returning to the Dodgers’ broadcast booth for another year of being old and fantastic. The news is exciting for L.A.; so exciting, in fact, that it’s causing the city’s local news anchors to spontaneously curse on the air. Video, after the jump.