Boy, Rick, did you get the guy who does the nightly box score to draw that one up for you?

“Stay in school!” said Russ Smith’s dad. Actually, nah, go forth and make that paper.

There were a ton of NBA and MLB games last night. They included the Clippers beating on their older brother and the Rangers taking the rubber match from the Angels. Let’s talk about them.

Baseball starts today! Baseball starts today! Don’t go to work. Just stay home and watch baseball, like us.

March Madness is almost officially here. No, I don’t count conference championships as part of March Madness. We got a taste of the craziness to come, though, thanks to the Big East Championship between Syracuse and Louisville. Get caught up on that, plus a look at Tim Duncan’s resurgence in the absence of Tony Parker.

For some reason, Bill Clinton showed up in the Louisville locker room after they beat Villanova. For obvious reasons, they took selfies and posted them to Instagram. There were mentions of Clinton’s “swag.”

Saturday was a pretty slow night in the sports world. Luckily, it was buoyed by an ultra-rare FIVE OVERTIME game between Notre Dame and Louisville! What?! Yes, that’s FIVE overtimes. Crazy. Oh, also, the Mavericks and Warriors played. Let’s get into it.

Pretty slow Friday night in the sports world. No World Series action, no NFL action, obviously no NHL action. Even so, there was a little bit going on. Let’s get to it.

In an age where social media is constantly expanding, what’s being said by college athletes on Twitter and Facebook is always under the microscope. After all, it only takes one instance of talking about how you “need some p-ssy tonight, man” for your scholarship to go up in smoke.

Police were called to a dialysis center to break up a fight between a U of L fan who didn’t take too kindly to a UK fan. At this rate, full blown civil war should be breaking out by the time Louisville and Ketucky tip off on Saturday.