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All Seven Of Manchester United’s Beautiful Goals Against The LA Galaxy

This is a picture of Wayne Rooney walking a soccer ball into the net. Usually, we’re told, players have to “kick” the ball “very hard” to make it get there. Watch the epic embarrassment with the eerily familiar scoreline, after the jump…


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Manchester United Unveils New Away Kits, Chevy Logo Still Too Goddamn Big

We get it, Chevy, you’re the new kit sponsor for Manchester United. Could you tone it down, please?


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Dear God, This New Manchester United Shirt Looks Horrible Thanks To A Very American Sponsor

It could be worse — they could’ve been sponsored by Oscar Mayer and worn giant weiner costumes.


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Freshly Sacked David Moyes Publicly Humiliated With Legos, Because British Soccer

Meanwhile, Manchester United’s net worth has risen £110 million since the firing, according to Martyn Ziegler of the Press Association.


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How To Tell That Your Job Isn’t Secure: When Extra Security Is Deployed To Guard Your Face From Being Torn Down

I don’t think that Manchester United meant this slogan quite so ironically.


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Beckham Attends Man U-West Ham Game, Watches His 50-Yard Goal Topped By Wayne Rooney

Wowiekazowie. We wish things like this still happened in FIFA. Maybe now that Rooney’s gone and scored a volley from midfield, EA Sports will update the game’s physics so that something like this is possible.


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Apparently Referring To Manchester United As ‘Man U’ Is Disrespectful

man uSee, some organizations don’t like it when you shorten their proper name to something that is easier to spell or say. As it turns out, Manchester United is one of those organizations — though their reason is slightly better than what the fraternities told me back in the day.


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Rooney Or Messi: Who Had The Better Free Kick Goal This Week?

barcelona ajax highlightsThey’re almost identical. Both artisinally crafted free kicks from roughly the same distance, bent around a wall, off the post and in. But this is America. No ties (except at work or grandpa’s funeral). Watch ‘em both and help us pick which one was better, after the jump.


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Manchester United’s Full-Year Revenues Hit Record

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Manchester United PLC generated a club-record 363.2 million pounds ($578 million) of revenue in the year to end-June, a period in which it won its 20th English soccer title.


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