Three-point specialist Marco Belinelli wants us all to know the secret to his success from behind the arc. Cartoonishly gigantic testicles. Oh. Video after the jump.

Seriously: you missed an insane night of basketball.

Marco Belinelli’s game-winning three-point play (a play made possible by Joakim Noah’s dive into the crowd) with 7.5 seconds left gave the Bulls an 85-82 win over the Pistons… and it also gave us this little gem from historically shouty Comcast Sportsnet announcer Stacey King. Belinelli is Italian. But you knew that already. A-spicey! [The Big Lead, @cjzero]

We’re bringing you the second of two dunks on the homepage because Blake Griffin alley-oops are just a smidge better.

As we approach the NBA Draft—and you get sick of all the stories and time we’re devoting to it—one rehashed question is: who will look the most ridiculous when he crosses the stage to shake David Stern’s hand? Let’s not focus on that: let’s instead turn our attention to guys who weren’t a complete disaster in a suit. Because looking dapper is a must for draftees, and looking the most dapper is how to win draft night.