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Chad Johnson Went From Jail To Good Morning America In Less Than A Day
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Chris Kluwe Watched That Mermaid Documentary On Discovery Channel And Twitter Hilarity Ensued
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Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Cover "22" To Follow Up Last Year's "Call Me Maybe"
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The Miami Heat Are Still Favored To Win The NBA Championship
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FIFA Rules Male Players Can Wear Turbans, Overruling CSA
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In Which John Madden And Steve Mariucci Play Bocce Ball With Nuns, And Other Curious Happenings
John Madden and Steve Mariucci held their 15th annual Battle of the Bay Charity Bocce Ball Tournament on Wednesday near San Francisco, and among the more curious sights were a team of very talented nuns.
Fantasy Baseball: Don’t Panic, This Too Shall Pass

According to published reports, Major League Baseball is on the verge of handing down suspensions of at least 20 players in connection with the Biogenesis scandal — a story that will rock the sport and possibly cause mass chaos. Here’s how you need to greet this news in your Fantasy league:
A Miami New Times Report Linked A-Rod To PEDs As Recently As Last Season
According to the Miami New Times, Alex Rodriguez may have taken PEDs as recently as last year. Other implicated players include Nelson Cruz and Gio Gonzalez, against whom the evidence is less damning. Check out the details, after the jump.
Melky Cabrera Signs 2-Year, $16 Million Contract With Toronto, Shows That Steroids Might Work
Melky Cabrera was having an MVP-like season before testing positive for steroids and earning a 50-game suspension. It was a big blow to the Giants, as most wrote them off due to the lack of pop in their offense. But San Francisco went on to win the World Series, so it wasn’t that bad. Cabrera, meanwhile, was kept off the playoff roster and left to stew in the embarrassment of PEDs and a fake website.
And Now Bartolo Colon’s Been Suspended 50 Games After Testing Positive For Testosterone
Well, when it rains [positive tests by MLB players for testosterone], it pours [positive tests by MLB players for testosterone]. Just a week removed from Giants outfielder Melky Cabrera’s 50-game suspension for that very offense, add another to the suspended-for-testosterone list: A’s pitcher Bartolo Colon.
ESPN Analyst Rick Sutcliffe Wants Melky Cabrera Deported, Has Lost It
Melky Cabrera got suspended 50 games after testing positive for PEDs last week, the usual punishment for such offenses. But that punishment isn’t enough for some people – people like ESPN MLB analyst Rick Sutcliffe.
Today In Dumb: Melky Cabrera Fabricates Website To Explain Away Drug Test Positive, Gets Caught
San Francisco Giants’ outfielder Melky Cabrera, the MVP of the All-Star Game and inflated stats testosterone user, was recently suspended 50 games, as you may have heard. We thought it would end there. Well, Cabrera wasn’t going down without a fight, albeit an ill-conceived and fantastically juvenile one.
Victor Conte Says At Least Half Of Baseball Is Still Using Steroids
Yesterday, Melky Cabrera received a 50-game suspension for testing positive for Testosterone. Today, Victor Conte, founder of BALCO, an infamous steroid-supplier for athletes, said Melky isn’t the only one still using. What Conte had to say, after the jump.
Report: Melky Cabrera Suspended 50 Games After Testing Positive For Testosterone
Melky Cabrera, 2012 All-Star Game Most Valuable Player, who is currently second in both the majors and National League in batting, was issued a 50-game suspension toady for testing positive for testosterone. More after the jump.
Melky Cabrera Gives Some Braves Fans The Ol’ “Suck It” Gesture
Last night, in his return to Atlanta, Melky Cabrera was getting booed incessantly. So, he communicated his displeasure with a gesture that we haven’t seen since middle school.


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