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Mark Sanchez Hit Tim Tebow In The Head With A Pass. Metaphor! (Video)

by Dylan Murphy | 6:00 pm, September 24th, 2012

Tim Tebow ran a pattern into the flat on a third down play against the Miami Dolphins on Sunday, and Mark Sanchez actually threw him the ball. Tebow, receiver that he isn’t, didn’t quite get his head around fast enough, so the ball was on him before he could react. And by on him, we mean hit him in the head.

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MLB

The Yankees Compounded Their 4-3 Loss To The Red Sox Last Night By Crashing The Team Bus

by Dylan Murphy | 11:03 am, September 12th, 2012

Welp. The Yankees suffered another loss last night at Fenway Park, leaving them deadlocked atop the AL East with the Baltimore Orioles at 79-62. The Bombers are 7-13 over their last 20 games, and Mike Francesca’s phone lines are blowing up with the terrified ramblings of New Yorkers (and New Jersey-ers) everywhere.