Maybe LeSean McCoy is really fat and out of shape. Or maybe Michael Vick is still a freak.

Good news, all you Michael Vick fans out there: Mike will be continuing his book tour in spite of death threats from his haters.

While the NFL offseason is just getting underway, there are still some storylines to follow. The time is coming when players are signing contracts, getting released or traded, and finding new places to play. Likely you’re only still following football if you are in a dynasty or keeper league and you can do year-round pickups and trades. However, there’s probably not a lot of activity in your league right now. Let’s see what kind of activity is going on in the real football league.

Scary moment for Eagles quarterback Michael Vick today against the Dallas Cowboys as he had to leave the game after a seemingly-routine first half scramble. Vick was taken to the locker room and diagnosed with a concussion.

Forget Enes Kanter; the Steelers’ Ziggy Hood thinks knows he can dance. Watch as he takes down a scrambling Michael Vick early in the first quarter of Pittsburgh’s game against Philadelphia and celebrates like he’s at a party in the club, bottles full of bubb.

What happens when you are finally released from prison for funding a dog fighting ring? If you’re Michael Vick, you get paid hundreds of millions of dollars to play football and immediately get a new dog.

In July of 2008, as he sat rotting in the federal penitentiary in Leavenworth, Kansas, Michael Vick’s life was unraveling. And it wasn’t just because he was in jail on dogfighting charges: Vick’s money situation was a mess.

Last night’s Giants-Eagles game was nearly a picturesque example of Andy Reid ineptitude. With a Lawrence Tynes 54-yard game-winning field goal on the horizon, Reid waited until the last moment to call timeout and ice Tynes.

The Philadelphia Eagles were on the 1-yard line with six seconds left in the half. Do you play it safe and just kick the field goal on third down, or do you try for a quick shot at the end zone first? The Eagles went for option C: let Michael Vick get blindsided, fumble the ball, and allow the Arizona Cardinals return it 93-yards for a touchdown.