It’s February 26 and in all likelihood, you haven’t mustered up the energy to care about baseball’s spring training yet. That’s OK, I get it. But maybe it’s time to start paying attention, because now we get to see reigning Triple Crown winner and AL MVP Miguel Cabrera do things like this again.

Mitch Albom isn’t the only one ranting against “stat geeks” these days. ESPN New York columnist Rob Parker has joined his ranks through Twitter, claiming this day a victory for “real baseball fans” because Miguel Cabrera won the AL MVP. through Twitter. Though most of the tweeting comes via retweets of those in agreement, Parker does drop a few gems, after the jump.

Mitch Albom is the worst. Maybe you’re familiar with his work, maybe you’re not. Either way, all you really need to know is Mitch Albom is the worst. Just check out this infuriating piece on why Miguel Cabrera actually deserved the AL MVP and try not to get riled up in frustration.

There was quite a bit of debate over who the most valuable player in the American League really was. After all the rabble, it was still a resounding win for Miggy, so why the beef, everyone? Read on and be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. Onto our morning words of wisdom.

The Yankees, particularly Robinson Cano, are hitting poorly. Miguel Cabrera? Not so much. After the jump, find out how Cano and Cabrera have etched themselves onto opposite ends of MLB’s postseason record books.

Miguel Cabrera is (unofficially) your first Triple Crown winner in 45 years. It was the capstone on an enthralling final day of the 2012 MLB season. Read more after the jump.

I’m not sure why these Tigers fans were upset with Jim Leyland at all, honestly. Apparently, neither was Miguel Cabrera… and he handled it all in just about the best way possible.

They call third base the hot corner for a reason: the ball really jumps off a right-handed bat, so you’ll need quick reflexes to snag a line drive or grounder before it pops you in the face. Or, in the case of the Tigers’ Miguel Cabrera, you could just not have those things. Video after the jump.

Detroit Tigers first baseman Miguel Cabrera swigged from a bottle of scotch and repeatedly asked police officers “Do you know who I am?!” after being questioned for drunk driving last night in Florida.