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Mike Tyson On Kimmel: Tiger Farts, Cocaine Orgies, Barbara Streisand, Rolls Royce Shopping, And Erections
No tricks. No fake NES. Just good old fashion memorization and discipline. It’s like real boxing, except you can do it in your Mom’s basement in Jersey. Actually, you can do that, too. Just don’t break great uncle Morty’s Clarinet.
Mike Tyson Creepily Interacts With This Fox Sports Darts Girl, Then Drills Two Bulleyes Blindfolded To Impress Her
What’s with all the grunting, Mike? Also, what’s with all the robotic, savant-ish precision with darts? Force is strong with this creep…
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Mike Tyson keeps popping up on television and it’s getting to a breaking point. Watch him repeatedly refer to Justin Bieber as Justin “beaver”, as well as some other psycho-babble unfit for late night talk show conversations.
Today, Eric Goldschein examines the craziest, creepiest, most outrageous athletes of all time — the ones you wouldn’t want to bring home to meet your mother. Yes, this is inspired by that nutty Miley Cyrus performance last night. Tell him what he missed in the comments, on Twitter, or by e-mail.
At one point, Mike Tyson tipped the scales at 380 lbs. Now he’s a slender 290. But don’t let that fool you: He’s dying. Having lived one of the most publicly horrific lives of any athlete in history, Tyson has become a raging drug addict (alcohol is considered a drug, you guys.) Listen to him divulge the severity of his problem, and that he’s “been lying to everybody else that think [he] was sober.” Yikes.
Adult Swim — the network that gave you Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Robot Chicken, is planning a cartoon starring Mike Tyson. His sidekick will be a talking pigeon. I included the cartoon ear, because that needs to happen.
The Silence of the Pigeons? In a radio interview on Thursday, Mike Tyson relived the trauma of one of his ex-girlfriends cooking and eating one of his beloved racing pigeons. He did not eat any of it. “I couldn’t. It just wasn’t the right thing to do.”