You heard about Luis Suarez inexplicably biting Branislav Ivanovic over the weekend, right? I’m sure you’re wondering, “What does Mike Tyson think about that?” His take, after the jump.

Former boxer/convicted rapist Mike Tyson appeared in Wednesday’s episode of Law and Order: SVU, where an ironic twist of fate brought him to the role of Reggie, an alleged murderer and rape victim.

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Yesterday was the 15-year anniversary of the ear-biting incident, but Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield are buddy-buddy now, according to Twitter.

Mike Tyson continues to make the rounds promoting his upcoming Spike-Lee-directed Broadway one-man show, and today that meant checking in with Tony Kornheiser and Mike Wilbon for (a little bit more than) Five Good Minutes on Pardon the Interruption. Merriment ensued.

Couldn’t get enough of Mike Tyson singing on Jimmy Kimmel Live? Have we got bittersweet news for you! Here’s one titled “Fear The Beard,” but it should actually be titled “He’s Not Dead.” It refers to James Harden, but sub-textually speaking its about this joke, where Mike Tyson sings about NBA players. It’s not dead yet, folks. Check it out after the jump.

So, Mike Tyson’s going to have a one-man show on Broadway. Bet you didn’t see that one coming 20 years ago. But in a life as filled with big moments – both good and really, really bad – it makes sense. And he doesn’t shy away from talking about those lows off the stage, either.