Well, OK, maybe you’ve never wondered what it would be like to be a t-shirt in any scenario, being that t-shirts are inanimate objects. But in case you were curious, the AHL’s Grand Rapids Griffins are here to satisfy. If you easily get motion sickness, this may not be the video for you. [Reddit]

We’ve written some before on bizarre minor league promotions, and those of the St. Paul Saints in particular. And on August 10, the Saints undertake what might be their weirdest promo yet, and will definitely be their most godless.

On June 18th, a Padres minor league team called the Eugene Emeralds held a promotion titled “Blue Balls night.” For an explanation on what exactly “blue balls” is, and why you should be worried that minor league baseball promotions are going straight to the gutter, please refer to Urban Dictionary.

Nothing says “America’s Pastime” quite like a slab of beef covered in fish eggs and mushroom dust – at least, that’s what the minor league Bronckton Rox were thinking when they put this $80 hot dog up for sale.