“He runs into bowl. Mork & Mindy, that’s going for six! No! Caught by the chap in the pajamas with the glove that makes everything easier. And they all scuttle off for a nap.”

It’s time to enjoy Kawasaki’s brand of language-based humor.

Like, how…did…behind…but…don’t try and figure it out. Just watch.

Adam LaRoche got more than he bargained for, after a prank war turned dirty.

As far as I’m concerned, this is the only way baseball games should end from now on.

Hooray! Farm day at the ballpark. We run down a few other potential intra-city rivalries and their corresponding promos after the jump.

Hey, remember that time you had to watch us play a 17 inning game against the Blue Jays, and we celebrated the walkoff RBI by pouring water all over you? Even though we’d done it 5 days before? Ya, I just wanted to appologize over drinks. My place? 11:30 sound good?

The Pittsburgh Pirates are officially leading the league in shark tanks.

RotoExperts Mike Cardano (@MikeCardano) discusses Hunter Pence, Edward Mujcia, Troy Tulowitzki, Eric Stults & Domonic Brown, injuries to Matt Kemp & Kris Medlin and answers your questions about Jake Arrieta.

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