Had plans last night that didn’t involve sports? We feel for you, we really do – because you missed a damn good night of action. So good, in fact, that we’ll keep this intro short and get right to recapping what went down. Cool? Cool. Let’s do this.

Hey, maybe I’m underestimating the level of appreciation for Laverne & Shirley out there. If I am: sorry, Laverne & Shirley. Never should have doubted you. But if I’m not, I’m worried that the (good!) ad you’ll see after the jump is destined to go underappreciated.

Monta Ellis thinks that he’s the same as Dwyane Wade. He acknowledges the whole two championships thing, but doesn’t involve the talent and performance things. He also speaks in the third-person. Video, after the jump.

Golden State fans delayed the 2nd half of the Warriors’ game against the Minnesota Timberwolves by booing owner Joe Lacob during his introduction of Chris Mullin at a halftime ceremony to retire his jersey.

According to Yahoo!’s Adrian Wojnarowski, the Milwaukee Bucks and Golden State Warriors have agreed in principal on a trade that will send Monta Ellis to the Bucks in return for Andrew Bogut and Stephen Jackson — and other pieces. Well, that’s something alright.

MediaTakeOut is one part “making fun of ordinary people whose pictures were sent in by readers,” one part sniffing out celebrity gossip, and one part news and politics, all delivered in the same VERY SHOUTY HOUSE STYLE that CHARACTERIZES the GOSSIP WEBSITE. For your personal enjoyment/edification, we have assembled 25 of the most insane MediaTakeOut sports headlines in existence, which you can see after the jump.

David Lee became the first Warriors power forward to have a triple-double since Chris Webber in 1993, but how he got that final assist is definitely worth a second look.

As we mentioned on Tuesday, Golden State Warriors star guard Monta Ellis is caught up in a sexual harassment scandal after he allegedly sent photos of his little Warrior to a former Golden State employee. Naturally, this meant that the fine folks over at NMA had some work to do, interpreting the case in the strangest way possible.

Golden State Warriors’ guard Monta Ellis is being sued by a former Warriors employee for allegedly sending cellphone photos of his, shall we say, “special purpose.”

Golden State Warriors guard Monta Ellis tattooed a forest on his torso that will surely have heads turning at its intricacy and motive.