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Jets Running Back Mike Goodson Was Drunk In A Parked SUV, With A Gun And Weed. Go Jets!

by Matt Rudnitsky | 12:05 pm, May 17th, 2013

Breaking: Jets have non-quarterbacks on their roster. Not Breaking: LOLJETS.

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The Offers Keep Rolling In: Omaha Beef Want Tim Tebow As Their Starting QB

by Rick Chandler | 4:52 pm, April 30th, 2013

Can you picture Tim Tebow playing for the Omaha Beef? They can. The Champions Professional Indoor Football League team offered the exiled quarterback a contract — for $75 a day — to be their starter. Humiliating, or just funny? Discuss.

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New York Stripper Community Saddened By Loss Of Tim Tebow

by Rick Chandler | 3:15 pm, April 29th, 2013

Even though they have never met him, the girls at Rick’s Cabaret wish a fond farewell to Tim Tebow, because that’s just the kind of loving, caring girls they are.

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Goodbye, Tim Tebow. You Are No Longer A Jet, And Our Resident Jets Fan Hates You. But It’s Not Your Fault.

by Matt Rudnitsky | 11:29 am, April 29th, 2013

It’s mostly Josh McDaniels’ fault. It’s also your fault, those of you who unabashedly support this misfit’s abilities.

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Jets Pick Geno Smith, Are Now Infested With Quarterbacks

by Rick Chandler | 9:41 pm, April 26th, 2013

The Jets picked West Virginia quarterback Geno Smith today with pick No. 39 in the NFL Draft, thus unleashing all kinds of hell at that position.

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Game Of Thrones Author Roasts Jets For Revis Trade

by Rick Chandler | 6:57 pm, April 23rd, 2013

The author of Game of Thrones, George R. R. Martin, is none too pleased with the Darrelle Revis trade, and has destroyed the Jets on his blog. Oh yes, heads will roll. #WinterIsComing

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Darrelle Revis Headed To Tampa Bay For A Physical/Blueprints On How To Rebuild A Laughing Stock NFL Franchise

by Jake O'Donnell | 11:00 am, April 21st, 2013

Reports indicate that this deal is going through because Adam Schefter put his ear to the Earth and heard the two front offices mumbling about Darrelle flying down to Tampa for a physical, which could mean one of two things: they’re checking his ACL before they let go of the 13th pick, or he’s getting prepped for breast augmentation surgery. We let you decide after the jump!

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QB Coach Says He’s Fixed Tim Tebow’s Throwing Motion With Tai Chi

by Rick Chandler | 8:49 pm, April 18th, 2013

Steve Clarkson, a quarterback coach who has worked with Matt Barkley, Matt Leinert and Ben Roethlisberger, says he has fixed Tim Tebow’s throwing motion. Nothing to it: just took a little elbow grease, and the ancient martial arts discipline tai chi.

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SportsGrid Caption Contest: Here’s Tim Tebow Lugging A Backpack And Mark Sanchez Flashing A Peace Sign

by Matt Rudnitsky | 1:20 pm, April 15th, 2013

Tim Tebow/Mark Sanchez news isn’t fun… unless we’re making fun of Tim Tebow and Mark Sanchez. There’s a “story” on these pictures. Help us make fun of Tim Tebow and Mark Sanchez.

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Tim Tebow Has An Open Invitation To The Arena League If He Wants It

by Joe Levine | 12:45 pm, March 17th, 2013

Tim Tebow can’t seem to grab a starting job in the NFL, but if he ever gets desperate, the Orlando Predators of the Arena Football League has a spot ready and waiting for him.