“He runs into bowl. Mork & Mindy, that’s going for six! No! Caught by the chap in the pajamas with the glove that makes everything easier. And they all scuttle off for a nap.”

Ian Clarkin isn’t the only person in the world who doesn’t like the Yankees. In fact, there are quite a few people who can’t stand them. But a much smaller number of them go on to become MLB-worthy pitching prospects. And an even smaller number, we imagine, are actually drafted by said team.

According to published reports, Major League Baseball is on the verge of handing down suspensions of at least 20 players in connection with the Biogenesis scandal — a story that will rock the sport and possibly cause mass chaos. Here’s how you need to greet this news in your Fantasy league:

Oh, and they weren’t even called the Yankees at that point. They were the Baltimore Orioles, who then moved to New York and temporarily became the New York Highlanders. They’d still need 12 before anyone said Yankees. This dude is O-L-D.

SO MUCH MONEY SUCH LITTLE LEAGUE SIGNIFICANCE.