Ever watch Mel Kiper Jr. and wonder how he gets through a normal day without an intense on-air confrontation? Ever want to touch his hair, just to see what it’s like? Ahem, me neither. Some vintage Kiper hating clips after the jump.

*Wording approximate.

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We’ve talked a lot today about mock drafts and how everyone is suddenly an expert come draft time. How about some of the people lining up outside of Radio City Music Hall for the first round tonight? They’re dedicated — they must know a ton about football players, right? Well, about that…

The Chiefs have the number one pick in tonight’s draft, and they definitely know who they’re going to take. Unless they trade the pick. But if they don’t, they’ll definitely take someone. Even if he plays the exact same position as their best player, who will refuse to switch to the other side of the line. Sounds like this is going to go really well for Andy Reid and company.

By far the best part of the NFL Draft is seeing all the crazy names some of these kids have. Let’s rank our favorites and see where they’ll be headed — hopefully, to a team near you.