Woody Hayes: great coach. Ohio State legend. Synonymous with old-school, hard-nosed football. 219 careers wins. Four unbeaten seasons. Oh, and also: a little unhinged. but this unhinged?

Call signing day creepy, call it a premature celebration of kids who haven’t done anything yet, call it just another farce in the ongoing fruitless attempt by an embarrassment of an organization to prove that “amateurism” means anything and that they have anything resembling the best interests of college kids in mind… but don’t you dare call it boring. And, per usual, there was plenty of action today, for better and worse. After the jump, we take a look at what went down (hint: that guy above had a good day).

Another basketball-heavy evening to look back upon. Let’s get to it, so you might drink from the glorious fountain of (sports news) knowledge.

Saturday marks the first time Urban Meyer will be involved in The Game as a head coach of Ohio State. On the line: his team’s undefeated season, and lots and lots of pride (the Buckeyes are ineligible for a bowl game because of this whole thing). All that pride came bursting out today.

You make one little joke about poor form tackling, and all of a sudden you’re out of a job. One man’s sad tale, after the jump.

Cardale Jones is a college freshman. Like many college freshmen, he recently did something regrettable on a social media platform. Unlike many college freshmen, he plays football for Ohio State, so when he does something regrettable on a social media platform, a whole lot of people find out about it, and quickly. That regrettable thing, and why Jones isn’t so different from a whole lot of other college athletes, after the jump.

Well, it was bound to happen. Once it came out that unspeakable things happened at Penn Sate at the hands of Jerry Sandusky, it was inevitable that said unspeakable acts would be used for college football trash-talk purposes.

Maybe Urban Meyer is a changed man in some important ways – i.e. not letting his relentless drive to win utterly consume his entire life at the expense of everyone around him. Even if he is, though, know this: he’s the same coach he’s always been. Some proof of that after the jump.

What the hell is happening at Ohio State? According to some Instagram photos that have been going back and forth, some good old fashioned cross-dressing is what’s happening.