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When Paulina Gretzky announced that she and golfer Dustin Johnson had gotten engaged, we were all like, “Shit.” We were worried because Paulina Gretzky slideshows, even those that call out people for being creepy and vicious to her, make up roughly 183 percent of all Internet traffic, and would she still be posting salacious photographs for us to ogle as a taken lady?
Paulina Gretzky Is Engaged To Dustin Johnson, So Here’s Her Engagement Ring… And An Honorary Slideshow!
Sorry, fellas. Paulina Gretzky is engaged. But we’re not sorry that it’s honorary bikini slideshow time.
Everybody’s Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Monkey … More Paulina Gretzky Barbados Photos? Sure
If there’s a better better way to head into your weekend than with photos of Paulina Gretzky in a bikini with a monkey, I have yet to find it.
While Justin Bieber’s monkey languishes in a German prison, this one frolics in Barbados with the very hot daughter of Wayne Gretzky. And while you are sitting in front of the Internet, Dustin Johnson is with Ms. Gretzky on the same beach. Funny how life works out in the primate world sometimes.
Reminder: There Is Nothing More American Than Expressing Your Creepy Opinion About Attractive Women On The Internet
As you take time to celebrate the people who gave their lives in the American Armed Forces today, remember that they died to protect our way of life and our freedom. That includes our freedoms to say creepy things on the Internet.
Wanna know who’s going to win at Quail Hollow & gawk at new pics of Paulina Gretzky? Who wouldnt? Pat Mayo of RotoExperts has you covered.