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Welcome to “This Is Totally Your Year,” our overly optimistic preview of the 2014-15 NFL season for all 32 teams. We’ve broken down why every team — yes, even your team (and yes, even your team, Rams fans) — will win it all this year. We’ll also give some reasons for pessimism and even estimate an actual season prediction. Next up: The Philadelphia Eagles.
Who would have guessed that running routes blindfolded was just a corporate influenced publicity stunt? Lame. Well, it’s only half lame. It does have a redeeming quality to it, but still, nothing is pure in this world anymore.
Reddit is full of great stuff, without a doubt, but today, user JuanFushashi posted three infographics surrounding the three players that people have been debating over for the No. 1 overall Fantasy Football pick: Jamaal Charles vs. LeSean McCoy vs. Adrian Peterson.
Sorry, Eagles fans, but this doesn’t appear to be a joke. One of your best players was cut for being a gangster — or is it because he made too much money? Or is it because he didn’t work hard enough in practice? — and now he’s headed to a division rival where he will wreak havoc on your secondary for years to come.
“Diamonds on my Neck,” was an under-appreciated hit from 2013. What’s next for DeSean Jackson? Probably something like “Rumors on my Twitter,” which can detail how the Eagles caught wind of his gang connections and promptly fired him.
After careful consideration this offseason, Eagles decide to part ways with DeSean Jackson. The team informed him of his release today.
— Philadelphia Eagles (@Eagles) March 28, 2014
It’s been real, DeSean.
If an aggressive race of alien beings ever land on this planet to check out real estate, I hope their first stop is Philadelphia. “Back in the ship, Doris. Suddenly that 740-degree atmosphere on Venus with clouds of sulfuric acid is looking pretty good.”
Bonus video feature: Eagles fans praising Nick Foles and basking in his success while wearing Michael Vick jerseys.