Michael Beasley will be a member of the Phoenix Suns next season after signing a three-year, $18 million deal this offseason, so it’s time for him to pack up and get the hell out of Minnesota. But not before he sells a few things (besides his home).

ESPN’s Chris Broussard got Twitter buzzing yesterday with information he presented as his own.

The Phoenix Suns may have said good-bye to point guard Steve Nash last night. And what’s the best way to honor the man who almost single-handedly kept this team relevant the last eight years? The crowd behind the Suns post-game show can answer that question. NSFW, sort of, if your office is particularly sensitive.

Steve Nash is one of the best Suns ever. He’s won two MVPs with the team, led them to the playoffs five times, recorded seven seasons with double-digit assist averages, and remains a remarkably productive player even at age 38. But he might not remain a Sun for much longer… and Suns fans know it.

The Clippers and Suns are both fighting for playoff positioning over the last few games of the regular season and played a close game last night, so it’s only natural that things got intense. How intense? Ask Blake Griffin.

Point guard extraordinaire Steve Nash will reportedly be looking for a three year deal this summer, when he becomes an unrestricted free agent. Some people might think three years is a bit long for a 38-year-old whose best seasons are probably behind him. If you know anybody like that, show them this video, which features Nash coming off the screen against the Jazz last night. Broken ankles, after the jump.

As big as the Big Three are, they would have nothing on the “Super Mega Big Four*,” a squad that would include two-time MVP and ring-less point guard Steve Nash. Nash has said that if the Suns don’t make improvements this off-season, he’s headed out of Phoenix, and “would listen” to a Miami Heat offer. That sound you just heard was the collective gasp of every other team in the league.

LeBron James versus Grant Hill: like a freight train running into a very, very old subway car. But Hill planted a screen that LeBron didn’t see coming, and the King went down like a ton of bricks. Seriously, he was glassy-eyed. Hill popped right back up, but James was on the floor for the rest of the play, and then some.

We put a lot of video on this website of Blake Griffin dunking on, jumping over, posterizing and generally embarrassing his NBA peers. You know what you don’t see on this site a lot? Blake Griffin getting as good as he gives. But Markieff Morris spoke for all the Timofey Mozgovs of the world (“Take that!”, perhaps?) by dunking on Blake’s head Thursday night.

…No, he was definitely sleeping. The 74-year-old actor has long been known for being one of the most famous Lakers fans, sitting court-side in his cushy seats. And with the Lakers running over the Phoenix Suns last night, it’s easy to see how he could slip into a little REM. I mean, the dude was definitely asleep. You could tell he drifted by the way he caught himself as he woke up.