Manti Te’o has been taking a beating this week, so naturally he had to get the business from Saturday Night Live. And on last night’s SNL, they didn’t waste any time giving it him, going at him during the cold open.

Piers Morgan’s Twitter reaction to Robin van Persie’s ManU signing puts LeBron James’ “Decision” fallout to shame. Watch Morgan go absolutely primal in his disdain for van Persie after the jump.

As it turned out, Oprah Winfrey’s decision to withdraw her Michael-Vick-booking-inspired bet with CNN’s Piers Morgan bore no fruit (for now, at least) when Vick canceled. Was it the right move on Vick’s part?

Oprah beat out Piers Morgan in the race for the rights to an exclusive interview with Michael Vick only after she agreed to drop a 200-pound (about $300) bet.