Let’s Go Steeers! What are those? Like, cows or something? People are morons.

How DeMarco Murray’s pants slid down that far remains a mystery, but we do know one thing: Troy Polamalu is really, really interested in what’s going on down there. And if you’re big on cheap puns, Polamalu totally caught Murray with his pants down.

Are you a New York Jets fan? Worried that your season is over? Well, you’re 6-7, and only one game out of the final AFC Wild Card spot. And, thanks to some favorable tiebreakers, all hope isn’t actually lost.

When the Pittsburgh Steelers defeated the Baltimore Ravens 23-20 last night, M & T Bank Stadium was in a state of shock. Mike Tomlin included, who tried to run away from John Harbaugh instead of shaking his hand. John Harbaugh wasn’t having any of that.

The Pittsburgh Steelers and Baltimore Ravens have a Rivalry, and the players don’t like each other. Though Baltimore’s Courtney Upshaw is a rookie, he’s learning fast. What he did(n’t) do for Antonio Brown, after the jump.

How creative. Granted his name is Benjamin Jr., but still. We will admit that it’s better than Titus Young putting “Sr.” on his jersey – you know, not to be confused with his months old baby. But everyone is really jumping on this “Little Ben” train.

Look, we knew the Steelers were desperate for quarterbacking help after losing both Ben Roethlisberger and Byron Leftwich to injury. But Plaxico Burress? OK, fine, kidding. Burress is strictly a receiver. But that didn’t make us any less surprised that the Steelers are reportedly bringing him on board after watching him work out. Maybe the really surprising thing, though, was that Burress hadn’t found any work before this.

With Antonio Brown and Jerricho Cotchery dinged up, the Steelers are looking to bring back an old face to boost their depleted receiving corps as they make a playoff push. Yes, Plaxico Burress, he of shooting-himself-in-the-leg-fame, is expected to visit and take a physical with the Steelers. That’s all well and good, but just one question: Who’s gonna be throwing to him? Me?

With Byron Leftwich reportedly nursing two broken ribs and Ben Roethlisberger nearly dying on the field, Charlie Batch is the only healthy quarterback on the Pittsburgh Steelers’ roster. Batch seems in line to start this upcoming week at Cleveland, but the team is still in need of backups.

There was nothing particularly gorgeous about last night’s 13-10 win by the Baltimore Ravens over the Pittsburgh Steelers. Though most Ravens-Steelers showdowns lack aesthetic value, so that shouldn’t come as any surprise. Still, Jacoby Jones managed to find some beauty in a drag-it-out, knockdown football fight in his postgame interview with NBC’s Michelle Tafoya.