There was nothing particularly gorgeous about last night’s 13-10 win by the Baltimore Ravens over the Pittsburgh Steelers. Though most Ravens-Steelers showdowns lack aesthetic value, so that shouldn’t come as any surprise. Still, Jacoby Jones managed to find some beauty in a drag-it-out, knockdown football fight in his postgame interview with NBC’s Michelle Tafoya.

Welcome to the latest edition of “What The Hell Happened Last Night,” where we break down what you missed in the sports world so you don’t have to. We’re giving like that. Fairly busy night last night, so let’s get down to business.

Remember that shoulder injury suffered by Ben Roethlisberger against the Chiefs on Monday night? Well, turns out it wasn’t just a shoulder injury. In fact, the shoulder part of the injury isn’t what has Roethlisberger and the Steelers most concerned. There was also a rib injury involved. And it was scary.

The Kansas City Chiefs lost to the Pittsburgh Steelers 16-13 last night on MNF, mostly because the Kansas City Chiefs do Kansas City Chiefs things. Like, say, turning a defensive TD into an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty that technically never happened.

If you didn’t pay attention to the sports scene last night, you missed out on.. well, a bit of a mixed bag. You missed Monday Night Football… but as you’ll soon learn, you might be glad you did. And while there were some good NBA games going on, there weren’t any televised in front of a big national audience, so it’s possible you wouldn’t have been able to watch anyway. Still, though, it deserves a full roundup. Her goes nothing.

The Chiefs found themselves in uncharted territory in the first half of their Monday Night Football game against the Steelers: in the lead. They were up 10-0, then 10-3, but since nothing lasts forever — especially the Kansas City Chiefs having a lead in a football game — Pittsburgh was bound to tie it up. Well, here’s your tie: this awesome one-handed, two-thigh catch, miraculously reeled in by Mike Wallace.

Professional football is a violent game, no doubt. But there is no room in the sport for plays like this.

That Superstorm Sandy (I think that’s what we’re calling her now) is one massive bitch. But for whatever it’s worth to New Yorkers, their football Giants may gain a slight edge against the Pittsburgh Steelers in their game Sunday due to said storm. Because hotels in the Metro area are either booked or powerless, the Steelers are flying to New York the day of the game.

There is no shortage of hate-able players in the NFL, but what’s one more to add to bag of douches? Steelers receiver Antonio Brown, come on down!

Don’t think the throwback uniforms the Pittsburgh Steelers are rocking today against the Washington Redskins are bad enough? How about this idiotic pass by Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger, which was a direct result of wearing said uniforms?