Jacob Volkmann, a UFC lightweight who said last week that he’d like to “knock some sense” into President Obama, got paid a surprise visit from the Secret Service this week.

What I didn’t know was that Linda, in an effort to make the WWF immune from the jurisdiction of state athletic commissions, let the cat out of the bag when it came to wrestling’s authenticity.

Hey, did you ever wish there were video highlights of politicians embarrassing themselves on a baseball diamond? If you answered yes to that question, welcome to the treasure trove.

Even before today’s historic match played out in overtime as two phenomenal teams of phenomenal, highly muscular and not a little bit attractive athletes battled it out for primacy in the Beautiful Game, I heard one name mentioned a few times, with worry: Bill Clinton.

Michelle Obama will be in attendance for Game 6 of the NBA Finals at the Staples Center. While Michelle is at the game, her husband Barack will be giving a crucial address to the American people regarding his administration’s response to the BP oil disaster.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) took some time out on the Senate floor yesterday to praise Washington Nationals rookie Stephen Strasburg, and not to be outdone, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) chimed in with his own praise of the young star.

“C’mon LeBron!” That’s the genius pitch that New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg is making to LeBron James in an embarrassing video that makes NYC look very, very desperate. Oh, and he invokes The Bible!

In the mad rush for cable news anchors like CNBC’s Mark Haines to throw in their two cents on the Armando Galarraga – Jim Joyce fiasco, it’d be understandable if they flubbed a few things. “Stuff you should never say on TV” isn’t one of them.

Starting today, the Texas Rangers don’t need to worry about paying off the $25 million they owe Alex Rodriguez. That’s because their long-rumored bankruptcy is finally a reality, and Rodriguez is their largest unsecured creditor. The big winner in all of this? The 43rd President of the United States.