Matthew White, a former Penn basketball player who made the 1974 NCAA Final Four, was allegedly caught watching porn by his wife. She said it was of “young girls,” so she “had to” stab him to death.

You knew it was a doomed idea from the start, sex.com. You knew Rob Gronkowski wouldn’t really take a blowtorch to his own NFL (and endorsement, probably) career and take your offer of $3.75 million to do a porn scene. But it was a noble effort all the same.

PornHub is… well, come on, you know exactly what PornHub is, and even if you’d never heard of it before (which, make no mistake, you have), you’d very easily be able to determine that it is a hub of porn. And wouldn’t you know it – their proposed Super Bowl ad got rejected. But here’s the thing: the ad’s not raunchy at all. See it after the jump.

Hideki Matsui is retiring…to his Godzilla-sized porno collection of over 55,000 films. Don’t act like you’re not impressed.

Tottenham Hotspur defeated Aston Villa 4-0 today, and as usual, ESPN Soccernet had coverage. Not “as usual,” though, sex jokes were made describing the match. Out-of-touch, strange sex references. They were soon deleted, but check them out after the jump.

Chad Johnson might want to venture into porn. He likes changing his name. Therefore, we have some name suggestions for Chad Johnson, future porn star. You can see those suggestions after the jump.

Logan Couture tweeted a link to YouJizz.com at 2am, but says he was hacked. The sticky, sticky details, after the jump.

Yesterday, the Chad Ochocinco narrative was about this was a different Ochocinco, submitting himself to the Patriot Way. Today’s narrative: porn. In wrapping up his experience of being in Indianapolis for the biggest game of the year, he said: “Being here, man, it’s like watching porn. There’s nothing bad about it at all.” And really, if that’s not a sentiment we can all get behind, what is? [h/t Complex, photo via]

Today in delicious, delicious irony: Tim Tebow, the Evangelical Christian quarterback who once famously told reporters that he was still a virgin, stayed at the same hotel where the world’s largest porn convention was taking place. This news comes courtesy of a Vegas reporter wearing an eyepatch, which is the only place this news could’ve come from.

We’re big fans of Regis Philbin yelling about things. When the thing he’s yelling about is porn, and the person he’s yelling to is Michelle Beadle? Just watch.