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Pretty Much Screwed

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SportsGrid’s Predictions For All 30 NBA Teams, Or Why Everyone But The Heat Is Pretty Much Screwed

The beginning of the season is a time for fans of all teams to have hope, to think that maybe this will be the year things come together, that this draft pick or that trade or a shiny new free agent will be what catapults their team to new heights. And with all that hope in the air, what better time than now to destroy it? After the jump, a team-by-team list of our 2012-13 NBA previews. (Yeah, we know it’s a little late. Give us a break – there was a hurricane to deal with.)


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Not So Screwed: The Miami Heat

Welcome to “Pretty Much Screwed,” our 2012-13 guide to the upcoming NBA season, in which we identify the reasons why your favorite team might have to start looking forward to 2013-2014 — and highlight at least one reason for you to be hopeful. Today: the Miami Heat, our 2013 NBA champion. Still, they’re sorta screwed.


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Pretty Much Screwed: The Oklahoma City Thunder

Welcome to “Pretty Much Screwed,” our 2012-13 guide to the upcoming NBA season, in which we identify the reasons why your favorite team might have to start looking forward to 2013-2014 — and highlight at least one reason for you to be hopeful. Today: the James Harden-less Oklahoma City Thunder.


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Pretty Much Screwed: The Boston Celtics

Welcome to “Pretty Much Screwed,” our 2012-13 guide to the upcoming NBA season, in which we identify the reasons why your favorite team might have to start looking forward to 2013-2014 — and highlight at least one reason for you to be hopeful. Today: the Boston Celtics.


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Pretty Much Screwed: The Chicago Bulls

Welcome to “Pretty Much Screwed,” our 2012-13 guide to the upcoming NBA season, in which we identify the reasons why your favorite team might have to start looking forward to 2013-2014 — and highlight at least one reason for you to be hopeful. Today: the Chicago Bulls, a team without its star.


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Pretty Much Screwed: The New York Knicks

Welcome to “Pretty Much Screwed,” our 2012-13 guide to the upcoming NBA season, in which we identify the reasons why your favorite team might have to start looking forward to 2013-2014 — and highlight at least one reason for you to be hopeful. Today: the New York Knicks, who are unfortunately owned by James Dolan.


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Pretty Much Screwed: The San Antonio Spurs

Welcome to “Pretty Much Screwed,” our 2012-13 guide to the upcoming NBA season, in which we identify the reasons why your favorite team might have to start looking forward to 2013-2014 — and highlight at least one reason for you to be hopeful. Today: the San Antonio Spurs, where Pops, Tony, Timmy and Manu try and keep the nasty going as they again start another season as one of the favorites in the West.


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Pretty Much Screwed: The Toronto Raptors

Welcome to “Pretty Much Screwed,” our 2012-13 guide to the upcoming NBA season, in which we identify the reasons why your favorite team might have to start looking forward to 2013-2014 — and highlight at least one reason for you to be hopeful. Today: the Toronto Raptors, the team that makes the “National” in “National Basketball Association” a lie.


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Pretty Much Screwed: The Denver Nuggets

Welcome to “Pretty Much Screwed,” our 2012-13 guide to the upcoming NBA season, in which we identify the reasons why your favorite team might have to start looking forward to 2013-2014 — and highlight at least one reason for you to be hopeful. Today: the aptly-named Denver Nuggets.


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Pretty Much Screwed: The Los Angeles Clippers

Welcome to “Pretty Much Screwed,” our 2012-13 guide to the upcoming NBA season, in which we identify the reasons why your favorite team might have to start looking forward to 2013-2014 — and highlight at least one reason for you to be hopeful. Today: the Los Angeles Clippers, those of the flopping variety.


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