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Randy Moss, what? The bunny costume from “A Christmas Story” would have been a better choice than this.
Randy Moss Trying To Name All Of His QBs Is Almost Funnier Than Antonio Cromartie Trying To Name His Kids
One year after unretiring from the NFL to help the San Francisco 49ers make it to the Super Bowl, Randy Moss may be forced to retire again as the the greatest receiver in 49ers history in his own mind.
Long ago, a young Randy Moss hemmed and hawed at media day, reluctant to consider himself the greatest receiver ever. “I don’t think to be the greatest receiver ever,” he modestly proclaimed about 1 second into it. But that was then, this is now. And now, Randy is apparently much more secure about his place in history.
GAH! What the heck, Randy Moss? Where are the rest of your ankles? They’re teensy. How do you play football so well with ankles that teensy? You’ve accumulated 954 receptions, 14,858, and 153 touchdowns over your 13-year NFL career, and are your generation’s greatest receiver. Yet you have the ankles of a tiny ballerina man.
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Those of you who had “one year” as the amount of time Randy Moss’ retirement from the NFL would last, let us all bow down to you: last night, the second-leading touchdown catcher in NFL history agreed to a one-year deal with the 49ers. Will it pay off for either side?