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Word is that this is not Lewis’ only home in Maryland: it may have been his mom’s main residence. Still … a red bathroom?
Welcome to “Pretty Much Screwed,” our definitive guide to the upcoming NFL season. This team-by-team preview details why your favorite franchise might have to start looking forward to next year — and highlights at least one reason for you to be hopeful. Today: we’ll talk about why the defending Super Bowl Champions don’t have a chance at repeating.
Funny Or Die is at it again, this time poking fun at the NFL’s history of off-the-field violence. They managed to make fun of Aaron Hernandez, Ray Lewis, and the NFL all at once while parodying ’80s-esque work training videos.
There were three steps to the Ray Lewis plan of attack to stay out of prison and on the football field. If Aaron Hernandez wants to avoid jail time and the end of his football career, he’s going to need to follow them very closely. Without further ado, here is The Ray Lewis Guide To Getting Away With Murder.
Also, ‘a nerd’ and ‘a wimp’. And he said if he saw Ray Lewis, he’d ‘smack him out of principle.’
Fresh off a legendary postseason performance, a Super Bowl victory in which he won MVP, and signing the richest contract in NFL history, Joe Flacco is feeling pretty confident. How confident? Enough that he is publicly laughing off Ray Lewis’ pregame speeches.
The first stop was the Late Show with David Letterman, where Flacco discussed his contract situation, and conceded that half the time he himself doesn’t really get Ray Lewis’s deal. Video, after the jump.
When you’re Michael Phelps, you can pretty much do whatever you want. Twenty-two gold medals this particular weekend bought Phelps a ticket to the Baltimore Ravens’ locker room after their Super Bowl victory. The steamy environment saw Phelps and his old friend, Ray Lewis, share a warm embrace, some congratulatory words and a champion’s kiss.
Before Super Bowl XLVII, Ray Lewis was was asked about the financial settlement he reached with the victim’s families regarding his double murder trial. In typical Ray Lewis fashion, he made it about himself and acted like he was doing them a favor. Video and more, after the jump.