So, the Jets lost yesterday. That loss assured the team of not reaching the playoffs. The Jets are really, really not happy about this, and that’s to be expected. But the Jets do things – including anger – bigger and louder than most teams.

Here’s a breakdown of what occurred after the Giants’ victory over the Jets on Saturday, according to Brandon Jacobs: Giants win game, Rex Ryan approaches him, tells him to “Shut the ‘F’ up” and wait until he wins the Super Bowl, Jacobs gives the following interview to ESPN, in which he calls Rex Ryan a b——. Hooray!

You mess with the bull, you get that horns. That’s the lesson New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan learned ever-so-slightly on Saturday afternoon when his team lost to the New York Giants 29-14. Ryan, who is known for talking the talk, got an earful from Giants running back Brandon Jacobs on the field after the game.

From the “too good to be true” department: Rex Ryan announced today during a Jets press conference that he has some sort of ice cream get-together every Thursday with “the same group of offensive players each week.” What takes place at these potentially delicious, custard-focused gatherings? We explore the possibilites, after the jump.

This morning, we showed you video of Rex Ryan telling a fan to “Shut the f— up.” The No Fun League is now looking into the video, and Ryan could face a fine. Bill Belichick, who made some explicit comments of his own last night, won’t be investigated. Find out why, after the jump.

Earlier this morning, we told you about a very explicit Belichick quote that was overheard by an eavesdropping New York Post reporter. Now, via a Jets fan who just happened to be at the right place at the right time, we have an angry Ryan telling a fan to “shut the f— up.”

On Sunday night in Baltimore, the New York Jets were putrid.

Titan of New York sports radio Mike Francesa is aware of all of this. Monday during his afternoon radio show on WFAN, Francesa, who is known to be tough on the Jets, went on a 14-plus minute tirade against the team, taking special care to point out every single player and coach who had mortified themselves in front of America with their play on Sunday night.

The foot fetish video that appeared to star Rex Ryan and his wife is pretty much the only thing Rex doesn’t get too chatty about. Luckily, Rex’s twin brother Rob has no such restrictions. He also doesn’t think it’s much of a big deal.

Ah, preseason football. That glorious time when rookies and new acquisitions,  unaccustomed to a team’s playbook and terminology, mess up so gloriously that it causes their coaches to have the kinds of epic meltdowns that coaches are famous for.