So, Manchester United may have been offsides on all three of van Persie’s goals. Still, if you do nothing else today, watch his brilliant second goal on an absurd volley off of a perfect Wayne Rooney ball.

Robin van Persie got absolutely DRILLED, point-blank, by a strike from Swansea defender Ashley Williams. Video of the kick and the ensuing scuffle, as well as reactions, after the jump.

Piers Morgan’s Twitter reaction to Robin van Persie’s ManU signing puts LeBron James’ “Decision” fallout to shame. Watch Morgan go absolutely primal in his disdain for van Persie after the jump.

Arsenal striker Robin van Persie is to London as LeBron James is to Cleveland. Fans are pissed. Naturally, it’s time for an epic rant.