What better way to top off your best playoff performance than with a silly turn-of-the-century eye piece? I can’t think of anything. In fact, we are forced to wear monocles at the SportsGrid office. I’m wearing one right now. It’s fantastic.

OH MY GOD THAT’S MY GIRLFRIEND! Wait, I don’t have a girlfriend. Phew! Then it’s just the funniest athlete tweet in the history Twitter sports. All the nasty details after the jump.

Welcome to The Daily Yam, bringing you the top play from the night before, anything else you might have missed, and what to look forward to today. It’s your one-stop shop when you skipped last night’s action, or have forgotten what day it is. Last night, Roy Hibbert surprised me, himself, the entire NBA, the free world and aliens on other planets with this massive dunk.

The Pacers beat the Warriors 108-97 last night. Good win for a streaking team (the Pacers have won five in a row and are now 36-21 on the season), right? Well, yeah, but no one – besides Pacers fans, presumably – really cares that much about that aspect of the game this morning. Why? Because this happened midway through the fourth quarter.

Oh no! Roy Hibbert stained his pristine white home jersey with a splotch of blood! What’s a guy to do? Without any Tide To Go, Hibbert looked around, just to make sure no one was watching, and adjusted his shorts as to cover the mishap. Is it me, or does Hibbert look exactly like someone trying to pick their nose in public?

Indiana Pacers center Roy Hibbert is officially a restricted free agent, and the Portland Trail Blazers are targeting his services. They reportedly offered him a max contract, which should come as no surprise in light of his stellar performance in the NBA playoffs, both dominating offensively and defending the rim against the likes of LeBron James and Dwyane Wade.

With Tyson Chandler signing a mega deal with the Knicks this past off sesaon, he saw plenty of time opposite the Celtics All-Star point guard Rajon Rondo. Well, the two were locked in competition again last night, as they competed on Jimmy Kimmel Live in the Skype Scavenger Hunt. In this competition, Jimmy Kimmel pits two celebrities up against each other, and asks them to bring back specific items from their expansive homes. Stars: they’re just like us!

Remember when Roy Hibbert was in the All-Star game this year? That was a good one. The 7’2 center has made some great strides this season. But you know who has also made great strides, literally and figuratively? Kevin Durant, who blows by Paul George and proceeds to dunk all over Hibbert and any descendants of the Hibbert clan. Video after the jump.

For the next week or so we’re contractually obligated to compare any and all dunks to Blake Griffin‘s annihilation of Kendrick Perkins. In all honesty, nothing will come close to matching its greatness. Buuuuut, this Deron Williams dunk over Roy Hibbert at least deserves some attention.

One more piece of evidence that being an NBA player rules: Pacers center Roy Hibbert saw that Derrick Rose was scheduled to make an appearance on the TV show The Good Wife, so he thought: “What TV show do I watch that I want to be on?” He settled on NBC’s terrific Parks and Recreation. And then, not too long after, it actually happened. Not too shabby. [h/t Dan Devine, photo via]