Because we know you missed his Twitter antics as much as we did, here is our gift to you. Football is back, and so is Samuel L. Jackson’s Twitter account. Read the hilarious tweets after the jump.

Samuel L. Jackson has uttered his fair share of iconic lines throughout his illustrious career in cinema. But he’s upstaging every memorable character he’s ever portrayed with his real life Twitter-self. Ladies and gentlemen, the amazing Olympic-themed tweets of Samuel L. Jackson. Read them after the jump.

Red Sox owner John Henry has purchased English Premier League club Liverpool, but current owner Tom Hicks says not so fast.

Someone who works for the Atlanta Falcons had a potentially cool ad campaign idea – a slogan, “Rise Up,” sung by a gospel chorus. But they needed someone persuasive to sell the slogan – and did they ever find him.