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San Antonio Spurs
The Spurs did something this year that no other team has done since the NBA-ABA merger, and it resulted in the best record in the league. Also, team selfie.
There are few guarantees in this life but here are a few: Death. Taxes. The Spurs being underrated, underestimated, overlooked. Not here, not right now.
The Spurs stomped the Heat 111-87 last night behind a masterful performance from Tim Duncan (23 points, 11 boards, one out-of-character outburst). Both teams wore Latina Noche uniforms, which as we’ve noted have short-sleeves, for some reason. Everybody — from the winners to the losers — hated on the sleeves after the game.
The odds of both of these wins happening within hours of each other, when both New York City teams were on the road, has to be close to zero. The game winners, after the jump.
Welcome to “Pretty Much Screwed,” our definitive guide to the upcoming NBA season. This team-by-team preview details why it’s probably not your favorite team’s year. Today: We’ll talk about the Spurs, who are still basically your father’s Spurs.
In a fine piece of investigative reporting, Manu Ginobili scored an interview with himself and reported that he is not likely to retire when his contract expires this summer.