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San Francisco Giants
Wilson signed a minor league contract with the Dodgers today, with a guarantee that he’ll be promoted to the big team this season.
Minor League Baseball Team To Have Dollar Weiner Night In Honor Of The Anthony Weiner Sexting Scandal
On Thursday night, the Richmond Flying Squirrels will sell
hot dogs weiners for a dollar a piece in honor of politician Anthony Weiner’s sexting scandal, which involved his… weiner. But the fun doesn’t stop there. They’re getting Tiger Woods and Brett Favre involved too.
From hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned Giants.
Tim Lincecum was still far away from the form he displayed when he won back-to-back Cy Youngs in 2008 and 2009. Sure, it wasn’t as bad as last year, but he still wasn’t anywhere near consistent enough to approach his old self. And then last night happened.
When you’re lying on a gurney in the emergency room, the last thing you expect to see is an NL West pitcher drunkenly fondling you. Yes, even in Las Vegas.
Mets-Giants 16-Inning Fiasco Featured Random Security Guard On The Field During Play; Sleeping, Pajama-Clad Seal Mascot
Just what you want to see in your line of sight while making a play during an MLB game — some security guard Tebowing.
LISTS: Colin Kaepernick’s 87MPH First Pitch At The Giants Game Is Faster Than Several Major Leaguers Best Fastballs
Well, we clocked the T. Rex at 32 miles an hour…
Dear Miami Heat fans: Watch this on an endless loop all night and take notes.
Meanwhile, In McCovey Cove, Mascot Paddleboard Races (Ironically, It’s The Shark That Almost Drowns)
The Washington Nationals have their Presidents’ Race, the Brewers their Sausage Races, and the San Francisco Giants have this: right outside AT&T Park. What it lacks in speed and grace it makes up for in hilarity and wetness.
Made with only the finest rosin and beard clippings. Not really — it’s chocolate, and proceeds go toward enacting immigration reform. What’s better than chocolate and progress?