The victim is OK, there was no penalty, and there will be no suspension. Just good, clean, extremely violent hockey.

It was a valiant effort, though. We guess.

On Tuesday night, The Edmonton Oilers lost 6-3 to the San Jose Sharks. Early in the first period, as the game was already beginning to slip away, Edmonton recovered the puck behind its own net and began a breakout. Whether or not it was by design, it’s hard to tell – but there’s something extremely familiar about this formation… [SB Nation]

Logan Couture tweeted a link to YouJizz.com at 2am, but says he was hacked. The sticky, sticky details, after the jump.

Throwing objects on the ice can be a fun and even charming part of hockey, when it’s done right. Throwing hats on the playing surface to celebrate a hat trick? Classic. Red Wings fans decorating the rink with octopi? Gross, but it’s tradition, dammit. But this? This is a little much.

There’s nothing all that extraordinary about a soccer player scoring a goal in his professional debut. That is, unless that player happens to be a goalkeeper.

Last night, the Vancouver Canucks advanced to their first Stanley Cup Finals in 17 years with a 3-2 double overtime victory over the San Jose Sharks – and a friendly bounce.

The San Jose Sharks’ Ben Eager spent a lot of time in the penalty box last night, and it seems the longer you’re in there, the better the chance you’ll see something unusual.