Mixed martial artists are used to suffering brutal injuries — battered eye sockets and broken bones come with the territory. But no man is prepared to deal with an injury like the one Michael Waylon Lowe inflicted upon himself when he used the Kama Sutra Pleasure Balm Prolonging Gel during a September bout of “lovemaking.”

Over at GQ you can read a Q&A with Knicks legend and MSG announcer Walt “Clyde” Frazier slated for the upcoming April issue, and it is very Clyde being Clyde. Most notably, Clyde’s judicious distribution of sex throughout the work week in his playing days:

Sexual-act-for-sporting-achievement is a tradition rooted in history. Larissa Riquelme promised to run naked if Paraguay won the World Cup (they didn’t). Two pornstars promised to blow their Twitter followers if the Miami won the NBA title (they did, and they did). Next up is the Association of Nigerian Prostitutes.

ESPN came out with their top 10 posts of 2012 (traffic-wise) today and in a shocking turn of events, ESPN.com users enjoy sex at the Olympics, the deaths of Jovan Belcher and Junior Seau, Tim Tebow – mostly separately – and…Rick Reilly?

Tottenham Hotspur defeated Aston Villa 4-0 today, and as usual, ESPN Soccernet had coverage. Not “as usual,” though, sex jokes were made describing the match. Out-of-touch, strange sex references. They were soon deleted, but check them out after the jump.

Oh, so you hear all this talk about sex at the Olympics and you assume USA track and field is a bunch of sluts? Well, you’re wrong. Lolo Jones sets the record straight after the jump.

Hey, remember when Ryan Lochte’s mom said her son had lots of one-night stands? Well, she cleared up her comments, and apparently, she was misunderstood. More after the jump.

Ryan Lochte is not the best interviewee. His mom, Ike, however, might be. She talked to the Today show this morning, and while what she said may not be surprising, it’s hilarious coming from her. What exactly she said is after the jump.

LaShawn Merritt — the reigning Olympic gold medalist in the 400 meters — uses ExTenze, okay? He’s embarrassed, but he saw the voice of male enhancement, Jimmy Johnson, tell him on TV that the pills “could provide a little extra energy.” Who doesn’t want “a little extra energy?” Right? Why are you laughing? Cut it out! He’s faster than you!

The Spanish national football team may be the best team ever. What’s the reason for their unprecedented dominance? Announcer Alan Shearer just might have the answer.