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“Hey guys, what’s with the huge hole over there right next to the field? Would someone PLEASE cover that damn thing up with a tarp so that it turns into a ankle-shattering human trap? Thank you.”
– Coritiba groundskeeper
…and the future appears to be awesome. See what we think about it before you go and drop $60 on updated rosters, inside.
A surprisingly spry, talented 13-year-old raising awareness for childhood cancer toys with Celtic’s keeper. We love it.
MLS Heading To Sin City? Preliminary Deal Reached For $410 Million Soccer-Specific Stadium In Las Vegas
It seems like Las Vegas is making a huge push to acquire an MLS franchise, while David Beckham continues to work with politicians for a soccer-specific arena in Miami. Are you ready for some futbol in the scorching desert?
This philanthropic advancement in sports equipment is both fun to watch (because Katie Couric maniacally stabbing soccer balls is hilarious) and heartwarming (because its actually making life better for children in impoverished countries).
Lassi Hurskainen is a professional soccer goalie. He hates spiders and night time and thunder. Lassi, meet Robert Helenius — a professional boxer who sounds like he ate an I.E.D. this morning. Watch a boxer-viking punch a soccer ball very far, here…
Soccer has a way of being the coolest, sleekest, trendiest sport on Earth — essentially played by underwear models no less — yet the uniforms look like pop up ads from 1998. Someone, preferably British, please explain the 2014-15 EPL uniforms. Either we’re not getting something or these things are a very funny joke.