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Jozy Altidore Sets U.S. Record With Goal, Further Erases Memories Of Landon Donovan
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The Prancing Elites All-Male Dance Team Will One Day Rule The Sports World
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Shame Of Miami: Police Called As Heat Fans Who Left Early Pound On Doors To Be Let Back In
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Think Hitting One R.A. Dickey Knuckleball is Hard? Try Hitting Six At Once
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FIFA Rules Male Players Can Wear Turbans, Overruling CSA
Soccer
Bosnian Man Played An Entire Soccer Game At Goalie With A Bullet In His Head
Kepping the ball in front of you is a little harder with 9mm bullet in your skull.
Jozy Altidore Sets U.S. Record With Goal, Further Erases Memories Of Landon Donovan
Jozy Altidore might not be a household name yet, but he’s making a strong case to get there. Altidore, striker on the U.S. Men’s National soccer team, has been playing out of his mind during the World Cup qualifiers. He put the icing on the cake yesterday, scoring for the fourth consecutive game to tie a national team record.
Terrible Human Being And Soccer Player Enzo Jiminez Grabs Dog By Neck And Throws It At A Fence
Enzo Jiminez is an abhorrent human being. He threw a defenseless, harmless dog into a fence because it interrupted his soccer game.
Friendly Streaker Giving Equal Love To Both Teams Gently Interrupted The Germany-Ecuador Match Today
Germany and Ecuador just finished up an international friendly, with the superior German squad cruising to a 4-2 victory. But the real winner of the match was a streaker who very calmly paraded his nuts around the pitch, while giving daps to both German and Ecuadorian players. It was truly a great moment in international relations.
Robin Van Persie Can School 8-Year-Olds Like It’s His Job — Oh Wait, It Kind Of Is His Job

Robin van Persie hosted a U9 and a U10 youth soccer tournament. From the looks of this video, the sole purpose of the tournament was to break the spirit of every child that entered.
The Birth Of A New Meme? Presenting The Ridiculously Photogenic Goalie Who Also Doesn’t Care
When It Comes To Yellow Card-Worthy Actions, Celebrating A Goal By Taking Off Your Pants And Putting Them On Your Head Sounds About Right
Nothing like following up a beautiful chip shot with putting your shorts on your head. [Reddit]
Today In Overreactions: Throwing Your False Teeth At The Manager Because Your Team Lost Again
When your team loses, it sucks. When your team is on a five game losing streak, it really sucks. When your team is close to being relegated to an inferior league because it loses so much, that’s just terrible. But there have to be more constructive ways to vent your frustration than throwing your dentures onto the field, for the camera to pick up in all its slimy, toothy glory.
The World Freestyle Football (Soccer) Champion Is Very Good At Doing Soccer Tricks In The Streets Of London
(Love Your Journey from Wallop Creative on Vimeo).
Andrew Henderson has one ordinary name and one extraordinary skill. He is the World Freestyle Football Champion, which means filmmakers will follow him around London while he does mesmerizing things. Go on, you. Be mesmerized. (Note: This only works in soccer. Let Ray Lewis loose with a football in Baltimore, and people die.) h/t reddit
How Did Real Madrid Not Score On This Frantic Scramble In Front Of The Atletico Goal?
The short answer: A combination of bad luck and incredible defense by the guys in red, white and blue. Video after the jump.

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