After the news was officially delivered last night that U.S. forces killed Osama bin Laden, there were a whole lot of revelers around the country – the Milwaukee Bucks’ Chris Douglas-Roberts not among them.

Today, the White House released Barack Obama’s long-form birth certificate…an “issue” Texas Tech football coach Tommy Tuberville, of all people, discussed last night on Fox News.

An MLB coach allegedly “hurled ‘shocking gay slurs’ and made ‘vulgar sexual gestures’ at a recent game, in front of children.”

35 years and one day ago, the Los Angeles Dodgers beat the Chicago Cubs in extra innings, 5-4. Noteworthy? Not particularly…except for one thing.

“I used to beat up a lot of kids even in high school who used to tease my friends,” Bryant told ESPN’s Lisa Salters. “Because they were gay or black or Jewish or because they were whatever.”

In a segment from last night’s Daily Show, Jon Stewart discussed the “racist” 2012 Olympics logo and the fact that it looks like a “one night stand between a rhombus and a parallelogram.”

Iran has objected to the 2012 Olympics logo, claiming that it’s racist because it spells out the word “Zion” (it doesn’t).

When Joel Northrup refused to wrestle Cassy Herkelman, it caused a minor uproar in wrestling-crazed Iowa.

Chad Ochocinco turned 33 earlier this month, and his party snagged quite the distinguished guest. Ochocinco couldn’t wait to brag to us all, and we can’t blame him.

UFC fighter Jacob Volkmann, who a while back said that “someone needs to knock some sense into” President Obama, has been a popular topic around here lately. At the Minnesota high school where he serves as an assistant wrestling coach? Not so much.