When Pete Kozma smack a home run to center field against the Diamondbacks last night, two lucky fans – a couple, we think – were about to get their very own baseball souvenir. Except no one was wearing a glove, and Mr. Boyfriend wanted no part of catching a baseball with his bare hands some 400-feet from home plate.

St. Louis Cardinals legend and Hall of Famer Stan Musial passed away Saturday night. He was 92.

Choose the debate over sports last night? Then you missed some big doings – a pennant being won, a classic NFL rivalry being staged on Monday Night Football – if not done in the most dramatic possible fashion. Was it any less dramatic than horses and bayonets and the candidates basically agreeing on things and trying to act like they didn’t, though? Catch up on what happened in sports after the jump, and make the call.

Miss last night’s sports action? Well, SHAME ON YOU if so, but we’re here to help. We at SportsGrid were keeping tabs on things so that even if you were doing something “important” like working or spending time with your family (who does that?), you can make sense of the action and impress and intimidate your coworkers with your encyclopedic knowledge of the sports scene. Let’s get things started, shall we?

Not a whole lot was going on Friday night. Sure, there was Game 5 of the National League Championship Series, but aside from that? No NFL action, no NCAA action. There were a few NBA preseason games going on, but you don’t care about that. Let’s get right into the only game that mattered.

First of all, there is a website called Urine Feces Everywhere, which apparently discusses hygiene and poop and piss. This post could probably end right here and we’d all go home better people. But alas, it’s not over.

Missed last night’s sports action? Well, hopefully you have a good excuse, because all you missed is one of the GREATEST COLLAPSES/COMEBACKS IN MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL HISTORY. Not only that, but playoff baseball, too. If you are among the unfortunate souls who missed out, allow us to give you a little rundown after the jump.

Had something keeping you away from watching sports? Well, if you did, shame on you, because watching sports is the most important thing in the world. Because we care, though, we’re still going to keep you up to date on what you missed, so you’re not hurt too badly by your gross negligence. After the jump, what to take away from last night in sports. You’re very welcome.

There was only one sport going last night: baseball. Two Game 5′s in the MLB Playoffs were played Friday night. Let’s take a look at who is moving on and who was sent packing.