Sometimes here at SportsGrid, we try to come up with witty, slightly vague headlines that entice the readers to click through and read more. It’s a widely used tactic that absolutely has its time and place. This story, however, in which a quarterback was placed on the disabled list for simply raising two fingers in the air, requires us to be completely upfront about the situation. You might not believe us otherwise.

With his South Carolina Gamecocks slotted at 12th in the initial coaches poll for the 2011 college football season, Steve Spurrier is feeling good. Good enough that he no longer cares what he says on TV? We’re not sure about that.

South Carolina quarterback Stephen Garcia’s many run-ins with the law, and program rules -many of which involve alcohol – are practically the stuff of legend at this point. And now his position coach is having some difficulties of his own.

Can South Carolina win this season with oft-troubled quarterback Stephen Garcia? Matt Millen seems to think so…and found an interesting way to put it.