Last year, one of the best-received Super Bowl commercials was one hardly anybody saw during the game – Will Ferrell (barely) pimping Old Milwaukee in one of the smallest TV markets in the country. And it went so well that the actor and the band teamed up again this year… and things got weirder.

Not many homes in the United States house a San Francisco 49ers fan and a Baltimore Ravens fan. But we’re glad that Tide paired the two in their Super Bowl commercial,and portrayed the 49ers faithful as past-dwelling clingers and Ravens fans as conniving trolls. This and Taco Bell’s old-people-go-crazy commercial, we think, are the early (late?) clubhouse leaders.

OK, yeah, so it was, intentionally or not, a ripoff of that video with those people and the lion. Still: nice sentiment, and way to jerk maximum tears with the song choice. Not bad, Budweiser.

Who doesn’t love to watch old people doing non-old-person things? No one, that’s who. “Old people acting young” is right up there with “monkeys acting/dressed like people” on the Mass Appeal Scale. And doesn’t taco Bell know it. Their Super Bowl ad is proof – see it after the jump.

Including ignoring your imminent danger. Sorry, humanity. (Also, we wouldn’t mind if The Rock’s next movie revolved around his quest for a calcium fix.)

Here we have Danica Patrick, Bar Refaeli, and some guy. Okay, he’s 34-year-old Jesse Heiman, man of this rather extensive profile on IMDB.com, because apparently he’s the “World’s Greatest Extra.” He’s also the self-proclaimed “champion of men” because he got to make out with Bar Refaeli.

Not surprising: Kate Upton is in an upcoming Super Bowl ad for Mercedes. Surprising: her role isn’t HEY BOOBIES. Video, after the jump, via our friends at Styleite.

PornHub is… well, come on, you know exactly what PornHub is, and even if you’d never heard of it before (which, make no mistake, you have), you’d very easily be able to determine that it is a hub of porn. And wouldn’t you know it – their proposed Super Bowl ad got rejected. But here’s the thing: the ad’s not raunchy at all. See it after the jump.

After its celebration of Detroit that was one of last year’s top Super Bowl ads, Chrysler had a tough act to follow. They needed something with an epic feel to it. They delivered.

OK, we get it’s “funny” or something that this guy sprouts a second, singing head. Indeed, some found it just as funny as it was meant to be. But…like…second head. That’s not normal. Video after the jump.