Super Bowl XLVIII at New Jersey’s MetLife Stadium is still 355 days away, but that hasn’t stopped the NFL from beginning to devise a contingency plan should the first outdoor cold-weather Super Bowl be adversely affected by a mammoth blizzard, much like the Northeast was just a few days ago. Super Bowl Saturday? It could happen.

Nike has really outdone itself. You literally will not be able to believe how brand, spankin’ new the Nike Super Bowl jerseys are. Seriously. Seriousness, details, and pictures, after the jump.

The location of the 2014 Super Bowl hath been decided, and it will be held in…New York! That’s why Mayor Michael Bloomberg held a happy press conference, right? It’ll be held in the proud home of the New York Giants! And the New York Jets! If the USA Today headline says that it’s gonna be a New York Super Bowl, it must be true, right?

Color me skeptical, but outdoor football in February in New Jersey does not sound like the ideal way to spend a Sunday night. I do not stand alone in my doubt.