Listen, we don’t know for sure whether or not Carmelo Anthony’s wife LaLa Vasquez tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios. We do know, however, that you don’t say that kind of thing to another dude about his wife. Because he will seek you out — on the court, in the hallway, outside the locker room and near the bus. And then he will be suspended for it.

There are two kinds of people who take Adderall: overworked college students and professional athletes. Yes, I’m under the understanding that it’s actually supposed to treat ADHD. I’m also under the understanding that six NFL players have been subject to suspension due to using the substance in the last six weeks, and now it has spread to baseball, where Phillies catcher Carlos Ruiz has earned himself a 25-game suspension.

Ed Reed was in hot water after putting a punishing helmet-to-helmet hit on Emmanuel Sanders in last week’s Ravens-Steelers game. The water got so hot that the NFL reached a boiling point and decided to suspend Reed for one game, docking him of his $423,529 single-game check. But they had a change of heart. Read more after the jump.