Reports indicate that this deal is going through because Adam Schefter put his ear to the Earth and heard the two front offices mumbling about Darrelle flying down to Tampa for a physical, which could mean one of two things: they’re checking his ACL before they let go of the 13th pick, or he’s getting prepped for breast augmentation surgery. We let you decide after the jump!

Apparently you can just call NFL front offices and speak with the General Manager as if it were a Red Lobster. Well, we now know you can with the teams in Buffalo and Tampa Bay, anyway. Two 20-somethings managed to get through to Bills GM Buddy Nix under the guise of being Buccaneer’s GM Mark Dominik, and then got them to actually speak to each other over a recorded conference call. Wow. Impressive. Audio of their convo after the jump.

Someone kill me. Seriously, put me out of my misery.

During Tampa Bay’s 36-17 shellacking of the Vikings last Thursday in Minnesota, the lone guy in a Tampa jersey decided it would be a good idea to stand up after a late-game Bucs touchdown and rub it in everyone’s faces. It wasn’t.

Jared Allen is not a man you want to make angry on the football field. Not even because he’s 6-6 and 270 pounds – though that’s certainly a good reason for an average-sized person not to mess with him, fellow football players, especially the offensive linemen he goes up against, actually outweigh him by a fair amount. No, the reason not to get Jared Allen is because he’ll take his anger out on you professionally.

Need to catch up on the sports scene from last night because you had something sooooooo much more important to do instead? Well, you’re in luck, because I’m going to walk you through it right now. After the jump, drink in the knowledge you so rashly avoided obtaining until now.

I just asked which was worse, the Bucs’ throwback jerseys or the Saints’ defense. Looks like the answer is actually the Bucs’ defense.

Today is Throwback Jersey Day in the NFL, which means we are treated to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers awful creamsicle jerseys from the ’80s as the Bucs take on the New Orleans Saints this afternoon. The appearance of so many disgustingly awful things in one setting makes you wonder which is worse: the Bucs’ eyesore of a jersey or the Saints’ actual defense?

Tampa Bay receiver Mike Williams had a mediocre sophomore season with the Buccaneers last year after a solid rookie season and isn’t exactly making waves this year. He has, however, brought down today’s early catch-of-the-day.