You might notice something strange about this photo of Johnny Manziel in Cabo, which Busted Coverage first got their hands on: yes, that is what appears to be a tattoo of the Texas Longhorns logo on his abs.

Johnny Manziel is a football player, but Johnny Manziel is also an athlete-student in college. Which means he takes classes, with other students, and gets grades and has tests and writes papers. Which also means that he has to go to class, should he want to artificially boost his grades with that ever-friendly participation grade. You’d think.

Sorry, guys. No pornography today. But these girls are definitely drunk, college-aged, and big fans of Johnny Manziel.

Early Monday evening, 18-year-old Texas A&M freshman wide receiver Thomas Johnson went missing. The details surrounding his disappearance are scarce (stupid rumors aside), as the only information known was that he was seen leaving his dorm around 5 p.m. Monday in “street clothes.” But now it appears he has been found.

The Texas A&M Aggies upset the No. 1 ranked Alabama Crimson Tide over the weekend, and that didn’t sit too well with a few people. One fan in particular was playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 during the game’s final moments on Saturday night, urging his Tide to complete the comeback and sneak away with victory on his headset. He was, well, emotional.

Oh, what a night full of NCAA football and NBA action. Granted, we’re still less than ten games into the NBA season, and there aren’t many big stories in NCAA football unless there’s a major upset, but there are still two huge stories you missed while you were out getting hammered.

Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel, AKA Johnny Football to the Aggie faithful, is a fan favorite for his wild style of play, gunslinger attitude, and extreme confidence on the field. All were on display today against Alabama, specifically on this touchdown pass.

This, friends, is why football players have long-term brain injuries. Texas A&M running back Ben Malena ran the ball up the middle in the Florida red zone, only to be confronted by Gators’ safety Josh Evans at the second level. Except Malena wasn’t willing to go around, so he ran over Evans instead. And when we say ran over, we mean steamroll. And when we say steamroll, we mean pancake. Or whatever. It was vicious.

Will Muschamp, head football coach at the University of Florida, hardly enjoys the pleasantries of College Station, home to Texas A&M. Once upon a time, when Muschamp controlled the defensive reins at the University of Texas, his coaching duties compelled him to travel there, and he apparently couldn’t wait to leave.

I guess you might say running back Christine Michael took matters into his own hands.