Two Texas football players are being investigated for sexual assault. Two Texas players were suspended for tonight’s Alamo Bowl for a violation of team rules. The scoop, after the jump.

Former Texas Longhorns coach and father of the wishbone offense, Darrell Royal, passed away Wednesday. To honor the UT legend, current Texas coach Mack Brown promised to run a play out of the wishbone today against Iowa State. Fittingly, the play worked to perfection, even if it wasn’t a typical wishbone play.

Natalie Portman attended Saturday’s Texas game. She looked amazing. Photos, after the jump.

Today’s matchup between no. 13 Oklahoma and no. 15 Texas in the annual Red River Shootout was supposed to be a close game. With so much history between the two teams, with their rankings so close, with this a big rivalry game, we were supposed to get a high-quality game befitting of being nationally televised. We decidedly did not receive that.

Former BCS National Champion/Diet Pepsi NFL rookie of the year/pudgy athletic specimen/T.G.I. Friday’s superfan Vince Young is broke. In unrelated news, he dropped a few grand at chain restaurants on a weekly basis while tossing around the pigskin professionally.

Donate to the Vince Young Retirement fund, with the goal of providing him with enough money for 20 meals at the Cheesecake Factory.

Yesterday was a day to be with those closest to you. To eat to perhaps unhealthy excess, and despite whatever else might be going on, to give thanks that you have what you do, and that all things considered, a whole lot of us are pretty lucky. Oh, and it was also a day to watch unsuspecting people get trucked on the sidelines at football games.

Well, this just happened in the Texas-Oklahoma State game: back-to-back kickoff return touchdowns. As SB Nation’s Spencer Hall points out, you better hope you weren’t playing a drinking game with a rule about kickoff returns. Otherwise, thanks to Justin Gilbert and Foswhitt Whitaker, you are very, very drunk right now.

One of the better pregame shows on television is ESPN’s College GameDay, and one of the better aspects of College GameDay is scanning the background for entertaining fan-made signs. For those of you who were still sleeping on Saturday morning, or otherwise missed this week’s batch of signs, we’ve decided to round up the five best for you. This week, GameDay visited the Cotton Bowl ahead of Texas’ matchup with Oklahoma. As always, all images provided by Mocksession.